Huge Larry

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Overview

Huge Larry was the self-styled godhead of Larrism, the religious and political movement that briefly captured the leadership of New Ides and the ExoVinian Empire in the late middle period of Landfall-530 - Noble Blood. He wore a chrome helmet at all times and was never publicly seen without it. His real name, origin, motivation, and the substance of his theology, if he held one, are all unknown. He was killed alongside the rest of the cult's leadership in the Night of the Veil.

Background

Public Emergence

Larry first appeared on the Imperial record not as a religious figure but as a nuisance. Over the weeks preceding the Princess Salem Incident he carried out a sequence of provocations against the Imperial seat at New Terranova:

The Empire initially treated these as the vandalism of an unwell individual. Case No. 572-LIR-NT was filed under the Lilaris Criminal Code for trespass, criminal mischief, and treason. The case stalled in early proceedings.

Rise of the Faith

What Imperial authorities did not anticipate was that these acts were being read by two audiences in two different ways. To most observers Larry was unstable. To King Isaac Acentino of the recently declared Idesian Empire and to the leadership of the ExoVinian Empire, Larry was something closer to a god. Churches were established in his name. Domestic policy in the Idesian Empire began to be drafted around his pronouncements. The Bureau of Religious Oversight began monitoring the movement.

The faith centered entirely on his person. He produced no scripture. Adherents were initiated by immersion in blessed waters and received a numbered loaf of "sacred bread" personally distributed by Larry himself. The total number of loaves was fixed and finite. Marriage was treated by the faith as a bound act of submission alongside baptism. Followers of the Conclave of the Silent Forge were regarded with particular hostility.

The Princess Salem Incident

At a baptismal ceremony held on unclaimed land outside any sovereign jurisdiction, Lilaris Princess Salem Alvaldi was pressured to accept baptism and marriage into the faith. When she refused and mocked the ceremony, Huge Larry, Isaac, and Exoticus Exo assaulted her with swords. Isaac then verbally declared Salem exiled from the Idesian Empire, a declaration with no legal standing under either Idesian or Imperial law given Salem's citizenship and the location of the incident. The assault was the immediate trigger for the consolidated criminal case that followed.

The People v. Huge Larry

Larry was named the lead defendant in Case No. 593-LIR-NT, filed by Empress Kara A. Ehrveil in the New Terranova Imperial Court. The filing consolidated the earlier vandalism charges with the new charges arising from the Princess Salem Incident. Against Larry personally the charges included assault, battery, unlawful assembly, treason for the symbolic claim of sovereignty over New Terranova, trespass, criminal mischief, and additional treason associated with the assault on a royal citizen.

Isaac Acentino, a co-defendant, served as defense counsel and was openly drunk in the courtroom. A recess was called to assess his sobriety, confirmed his intoxication, and the trial was suspended pending continuation. It never reconvened.

Death

Before the case could resume, all six defendants were assassinated in a single coordinated strike known as the Night of the Veil. Larry was among them. His body, like the others, was marked with a crudely carved "S," the signature of Seraphine du Roscarte and her terror faction Sovarre. In the days that followed, explosions tore through former Larrist settlements. Churches, homes, and meeting places were destroyed. With its godhead dead and its infrastructure burned, organized Larrism effectively ended within a week.

Open Questions

Larry's name, origin, prior history, and theology are unrecorded. He is not known to have removed the chrome helmet in the presence of any surviving witness, and no description of his face has surfaced. The numbered sacred bread was finite, but the total count was never published. The Bureau of Religious Oversight's standing position on whether any Larrist communities survived the post-Veil explosions has not been published since The Blaze forced it into hiding.

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